The Parody Songs of David R. Mohr

(I know it's) Just A Kieser Roll

(Sung to the tune of: "(I know it's) Only Rock n' Roll" by: Rolling Stones)

Lyrics: © Copyright 1996, David R. Mohr


If I gave you a roll or slice of toast
put it right down there on your plate.
Would it satisfy ya, would ya start to cry or
would you think that it was great!

 But if I gave you a bun or some bread
a muffin or maybe a loaf.
Would you start complainin' would you start to sayin'
You really wanted a kieser roll.

 I know it's just a Kieser Roll but I like it.
I know it's just a Kieser Roll but I like it, like it, yes I do.

Well I like it. I like it.
I like it. I like it.
If ya please, put poppy seeds on my roll yeah!

 Do ya think that it's the only bread in town?
Do ya think that it's the only bread around?

 If I brought you a sandwhich so sweet
put tuna-fish on Rye
Would it be enough for you achin' gut
would it start to make you cry
Make you cry yeye yeye

 If I gave you a sub on wheat
put the fixin's on all the way
Would you eat it up, would you make a fuss
or tell me would you just complain?
Would you complain ain ain?

 I know it's just a Kieser Roll but I like it.
I know it's just a Kieser Roll but I like it.
I know it's just a Kieser Roll but I like it, like it, yes I do.

 Well I like it.

I like it.
(just a kieser roll)

 I like it.
(just a kieser roll)

 I like it.
(just a kieser roll)

 Well I like it.
(just a kieser roll)

 But I like it.
(just a kieser roll)

 Well I like it.
(just a kieser roll)

 I like it
Would you please, put poppy seeds on my roll yeah!

 Do ya think that it's the only bread in town?
Do ya think that it's the only bread around?

 I know it's just a Kieser Roll but I like it.
I know it's just a Kieser Roll but I like it.
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