The Parody Songs of David R. Mohr

Lyrics: © Copyright 1996, David R. Mohr

If you've got no hair
And you want some to wear
Toupee

If it's hair you lack
Except on your back
Toupee

Won't you try, won't you try, won't you try,
Toupee

If you can't take the pain
You can try some Rougaine
Toupee

You can take a pill, 
Or try minoxidill
Toupee

Won't you try, won't you try, won't you try,
Toupee

When you're going out 
You an take it out
Toupee

Don't forget this fact
It ain't growin' back
Toupee

Won't you try, won't you try, won't you try,
Toupee

Won't you try, won't you try, won't you try,

Toupee
 

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